Oh no, another New Year

My house is a chaotic mess. My dishes are never done, my laundry is piled in the hallway, my kids have runny noses and long, dirty fingernails. My kids watch too much television and I drink too much wine and not quite enough coffee. I never go to the gym and spend way too much time and money online. My husband is neglected and my house plants are dead. My important papers are piled haphazardly in a bin in the closet and I can never find anything I need. I am forever buying new stuff because I can't find the three or four I already have: flashlights, umbrellas, stewed tomatoes, gloves, sunglasses, batteries, whiteout, blank cd's.....

Enough is enough! The new year is coming and I'm considering a radical resolution: To boldly impose order where none has existed before. Trouble is, I have no idea how to go about it. Oh, I've read all the organization books and checked out flylady and all the rest, but nothing has ever helped for long. But this time, it's different. I mean it this time. Really.

So here's where you come in: I need some help! If you can walk through your house without a Lego injury, if you aren't able to collect enough earwax from your kids to start a bonfire, if you can put your hands on your will within five minutes, give me some tips! If not, wanna come over for some wine? Any night is good for me.

Anonymous, guest blogger

Korean Alphabet

When teaching your child the alphabet overseas, in korea, this is how its done.

A is for
AFN
Anti Terrorism
Anthrax
APO AP
AAFES
A10s
B is for
BX
C is for
Commander Channel
Curfew
Class 6
CAC
D is for
DoD
DSN
DECA
DMZ
E is for
EOR (End of runway)
E Club
F is for
F16s

Flu-mist
G is for
Gas Mask
Giant Voice
Ginkgo Tree
H is for
HAWC
I is for
In processing
J is for
JAG
Jeju
K is for
KJI (Kim Jong Ill)
Korea
L is for
LES
M is for
MPF
Main Gate
MOPP
N is for
NEO
O is for
OPSEC
O' Club
OPN
P is for
Pass and Registration
Patriot Missle
PCS
PSC (part of the address)
Q is for
Quarters
R is for
Reserves
ROK (Republic of Korea)
Runway

Ration card

S is for
Songtan
Security Forces
Shopette
Stars & Stripes

Space A
T is for
Town Patrol
TDY
Taxi
U is for
Uniform
V is for
Victory
W is for
WAR (Weekly Activity Report)
X is for
AFN XTRA (Channel 6)
Y is for
Yellow Sand
Z is for

ZEE ELEVATORS ARE BROKEN AGAIN AND I'M STUCK INSIDE WRITING THIS STUPID
LIST!!!!

Whitney, guest blogger